13 Nisan 2012 Cuma

DAY TEN - LETTER FROM A READER!


Now time to answer a letter from one of my dear readers.

Dear TYCDIGS,
Should I go to grad school?
Thanks,
SIGTGS


Dear SIGTGS,

This is a very important question in any young or youthful but aging person's life, and the answer can be reached with a complex decision calculus.

If you are interested in gender/race/sexuality/"popular culture" with no background in any particular social science, you should strongly consider going to grad school, unless you have any creative talents, in which case you should consider becoming a blogger, artist, hat maker or cupcake baker.

If you identify as a radical, anarchist of any shade, socialist, leftist, or Occupier but still like to feel better than most people around you, you could probably just go into non-profit or union organizing. Or move to Detroit. But if you can come up with at least two reasons why these options just perpetuate the structures that oppress you and others, and eventually want a shot at making over $50,000 a year, you could try out grad school if you don't mind eventually abandoning everything that led you there in the first place.

If the proudest day of your life was the day you graduated from college, you should most certainly go to grad school.

If you enjoy impulse shopping, promiscuous sexual relations, travelling, sunshine, the possibility that at any given time the next step in your life might bring you to something completely different, shallow analysis of anything at all [=news, non-academic non-fiction, emails from your friends and family], do NOT go to grad school, unless you don't mind losing enjoyment from everything you used to love, which is, by the way, one symptom of depression.

If you've always thought you might want to go to grad school but don't really know what for, resist the urge to study Urban Planning, Comparative Literature, or Ethnomusicology. If you must go to grad school, fork out for a professional degree related to something you've actually done before, and then go get a fucking job.

If you want to go to grad school because you don't know what else you could do with your life, you could become a yoga teacher, or English teacher, or teacher of any kind, really.  But then again, that is also the end goal of going to grad school. So you’ve got to figure that one out on your own.

If you want to go to NYU, CUNY or Columbia, and have never actually lived in New York, then you probably just want to move there, and probably wouldn't really make it anywhere anyway. So why not just try your luck as a barista in a cute mid-western city? Cincinnati is really quite quirky these days.

If you're exceptionally good with numbers, computers or chemicals, the answer is no. 

Did any of this apply to you? 

Love,

TYCDIGS


It's Friday! But the LA/Tehran contingent brought a bit too much LA to this city, and now I'm not even sure I can go out this weekend. At the very least, the recently planned pub crawl must be postponed. I know, this is very non-NON GRAD. 



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